Well, one, you'll see things you can't explain, and won't understand.
Two, your females. *looks at them up and down, they're not unattractive, he's not immune, just not a sucker* obviously. So, you won't be permitted clothing. TOAA (The One Above All), as most know him as, at least through rumors, likes to look. And three. You both have to make out for the portal to actually open, naked... Sorry.. I don't make the rules.